At last, I can announce a project I’ve been quietly developing with a cadre of elite #thoughtfluencers. Introducing the Level 5 Diploma in Strategic Poasting, now open for applications. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/antlerboy_thoughtfluencers-careerdevelopment-personaldevelopment-activity-7312730490875052032-K_AK
At last, I can announce a project I’ve been quietly developing with a cadre of elite hashtag#thoughtfluencers.
Introducing the Level 5 Diploma in Strategic Poasting, now open for applications. Fully certified by the Institute for Applied Vibes and benchmarked against the International Framework for Thoughtfluencing (Version 3.1). CPD doubled for the first six months!
Mapped to the Seven Levels of Engagement Framework, in just six weekends, you’ll master:
Module 1: ‘False Modesty and the Humblebrag’ (from underachievement to viral triumph)
Module 2: ‘Exploiting the Algorithm with Performative Vulnerability’ – Authenticity™: curating your deepest truths for maximum reach
Module 3: ‘Unsolicited Wisdom from Your Train Seat’
Module 4: Engagement farming without losing your job
And buy now for special bonus module: pivoting your backstory for relevance in emerging markets
Be the Pope of Poasting – Pompous Pontification like the Patriarch! Be the Primate of Bants, the Poastifex Maximus!
Graduates will emerge as Certified Narrative Architects, equipped to weaponise inspiration, farm engagement, and convert likes into thought leadership.
This isn’t just content. It’s your legacy, distributed.
Alumni will receive a digital badge (NFT optional), exclusive access to a premium network of fellow weaponised introspectors, an AI-generated testimonial from a fictional mentor, and access to a private Discord where we pretend to have doubts in order to deepen brand trust.
Places are limited. Demand is artificially inflated. Time is short to induce the urgency of scarcity. Build your narrative capital now!
OFFER OFFER OFFER – BUY NOW for bonus module on ‘posting while walking through nature, softly lit’ – includes ‘capitalising on your pooch’.
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Hot tag: What’s the difference between a post that moves people and one that merely performs movement?
[ChatGPT, can you decide on the best one of these sign-offs please? They’re catchy but something smells odd about them?]
Are you crafting compelling narratives, or just dropping the kids off at the pool?
Are you inspiring action, or simply laying some cable?
Are you igniting passion, or just releasing the Kraken?
Are you building connections, or merely sinking the Bismarck?
Are you constructing ideas, or just building a log cabin?
Are you sparking dialogue, or simply dropping a bomb
chosen path 