Merger with McKinsey

RedQuadrant merges with McKinsey to form ultimate transformation conglomerate https://www.linkedin.com/posts/antlerboy_businessstrategy-transformation-innovation-activity-7312738077272100865-p01L

RedQuadrant merges with McKinsey to form ultimate transformation conglomerate

Hot news: as of today, 1 April, RedQuadrant has joined forces with McKinsey as they seek to rehabilitate – I mean further burnish – their reputation as a values-driven effective transformation firm. This follows on from their exciting role in the U.S. opioid crisis, advising Purdue Pharma to boost OxyContin sales, which led to them providing a generous $600 million settlement in 2021 for [I don’t think we should say what it was for, can we not just say it was generous?].

We’re also proud to be uniting with their strong track record in working with regimes where in no way have they been linked to the arrest of critics.

– To continuing to support companies with such wonderful ethical mission statements as Enron.

– To aligning with their proud and dynamic ‘move fast and break things’ working style in South Africa.

– To deepening the working relationship with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement [Erm, is this right?]

– To doing something about the frankly outrageous pay differential between production workers and Fortune 500 CEOs, which still stands at ameasly 351 – rookie numbers, as they say!

And the bold and dynamic strategic of advising both regulators and regulated companies. [Grok – please just run this by their lawyers, I think I’ve stuck to the Key Lines To Take but better be sure].

The fantastic thing is that the world is just out there as a series of Facts waiting to be collected and grouped into Mutually Exclusive and Collectively Exhaustive frameworks so we can pre-wire the client decision-making to move forward into the next phase.

We’re now The Transformation Titan (TTT) – 500 slides per workshop, guaranteed. Complexity Lean Agile Adaptive Systems Thinking (CLAAST) meets glossy decks, and I’m apparently Chief Jargon Officer, a position I have long coveted.

#BusinessStrategy #Transformation #Innovation #SystemsThinking

Bookings are open for our £10k-a-day seminars now!

Given their policy of open and transparent and authentic public relations, you can expect to hear [no, that’s quite enough of that. Corporate.]

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